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Jan. 3rd, 2002 | 03:04 pm
mood: pain with smiles

hahah. i went to the doctor because my appendix area was sore. conversation follows:

him: "so where does it hurt?"
me: "here and here..."
him: "okay, nagging pain? sharp? dull?"
me: "nagging dull"
him: "okay, lift anything heavy?"
me: "not that i recall"
him: "tell me if this hurts"
me: "yes"
him: "this?"
me: "yes"
him: "what about this?"
me: "nope"
him: "have you been working out?"
me: "not anything remotely hard.. pushups and situps"
him: "hmm.. have any wild sex?"
me: "haha.. umm.. not anytime recent"
him: "well, it seems like you pulled a muscle either in your lower abs, upper hip flexor, or groin... it could be related to the situps and such though... since there was no wild crazy sex"
me: "okay..."
him: "ill give you a prescription for pain killers, and take it easy for a few weeks"
me: "okay"

he then sent me for urinalysis, blood workup, and wanted to do an ultrasound just to make sure i didnt have appendicitis. oh well. it was atleast humorous.

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Jon Spencer Boobs Explosion

lolol

from: jennheifer
date: Jan. 3rd, 2002 01:38 pm (UTC)
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HAHAH!!!
that's really funny, bud...

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Becka

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from: obfuscate
date: Jan. 3rd, 2002 01:51 pm (UTC)
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All that, and no wild crazy sex! What a disappointment.. :-P

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The Arch-Emily

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from: nhyrvana
date: Jan. 4th, 2002 12:56 pm (UTC)
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Yea, agreed.....!

-e

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Tim

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from: visions
date: Jan. 4th, 2002 03:42 pm (UTC)
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hehe

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from: hottitotti468
date: Jan. 3rd, 2002 02:06 pm (UTC)
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Very amusing... made me smile and thats hard to do today... thanks. =)

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Tim

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from: visions
date: Jan. 4th, 2002 03:42 pm (UTC)
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im glad i made you smile. :)

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from: flyingangel26
date: Jan. 3rd, 2002 03:55 pm (UTC)
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hey. my name is Kimberly. i dont have a comment. but i was just wondering if u would be able to give me a generator code. i want to change my account but i need a code to do that. so i was wondering if u would lend me one. or if u know someone else that would lend me one that would be great. thanx alot =)
Kim

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SunMoonStars

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from: snmnstrz21
date: Jan. 3rd, 2002 08:14 pm (UTC)
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You must have amazing health insurance :-)

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Tim

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from: visions
date: Jan. 4th, 2002 03:13 am (UTC)
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why do you say that?

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SunMoonStars

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from: snmnstrz21
date: Jan. 4th, 2002 03:05 pm (UTC)
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I guess I just have bad experiences with doctors. All but one doctor I've ever been to has questioned my ability to get any kind of tests saying that they'll have to check with my insurance and a zillion other things. Normally they just give me an antibiotic and send me on my way.

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Tim

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from: visions
date: Jan. 4th, 2002 03:43 pm (UTC)
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ah. hehe. :)

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Sweet KiSses

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from: abercrombiekuti
date: Jan. 4th, 2002 08:18 pm (UTC)
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i was wondering if u could give me the generator code?
if you could that would beee really coool!
<3me

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Ling

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from: kyokoyume
date: Jan. 15th, 2002 05:52 pm (UTC)
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everyone's asking for codes these days. Well..I don't have any to give. Anyways, I'll have agree with 'snmnstrz21'. Doctors always ask you this and that. I prefer lady doctors because they usually don't do that.

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Tim

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from: visions
date: Jan. 15th, 2002 05:57 pm (UTC)
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yeah, i get hundreds of emails a week due to my authoring of the client. its annoying.

anyway, i think my doc just wanted to hear crazy sex stories. he is a very inquisitive person. he wants to know everything.

i told his nurse that he asked me if i had wild crazy sex, she said.. "i think he is just jealous" and then she winked at me.

anyway.. :)

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from: sksk2
date: Jan. 22nd, 2002 09:29 am (UTC)
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or he has a crush on you & wants to know the details to see if he has an in. that would freak me out, my doctor asking me if i've had wild sex. how old is this bloke?

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Tim

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from: visions
date: Jan. 22nd, 2002 12:54 pm (UTC)
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i would hope that he doesnt have a crush on me. i think he is married.. anyway, he is probably... late 30's? im not sure.

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